Saturday, February 9, 2013
Aliens Probe Our Little Toes
I've been having this weird pain that comes and goes in my little toe, right foot, for about a month now. Just a bit weird. A burning type feeling, and, it looks a little odd. Slightly swollen, maybe, and "pushed in" at the bottom. I mentioned this to Jim, who said he has had the same thing in his little right toe, for the same amount of time. The only conclusion is: aliens. Abducted once again and probed for whatever secrets can be unraveled by the little buggers. Seriously. We do not think that. But it is one of those odd little things that make you go "Hmm. Weird, that."