"Skeptics longs [sic] knew (scratch that ... long suspected) that the very nature of UFO sightings -- always occurring away from urban areas . . ."
But no matter, because:
” . . .UFOs don’t exist.”
And here's the quote of the week, on why one would hoax a UFO photo:
"Stories also tended to make girls scared, and thus with a little alcohol, they could be hit upon."
RIP: UFO Sightings. b. 1946, d. 2006