Timothy Green Beckley publishes a catalog: "Bizarre Bazaar: The World's Most Unusual Marketplace!" I love this catalog. It's simply great; digest sized, printed on newsprint, tabloid, bodacious headlines, back of the comic book graphics, unapologetic, and promises of the most paranoid, glorious theories in esoterica brought to your door if you order now.
Issue 13 arrived in my mailbox today, and it didn't disappoint. There's the ad for Mind Matrix, with great hypno-world illustrations and the headlines asking the reader: Are You The Victim Of Electronic WarFare? I love the following:
Do you feel as if Big Brother is watching you? Is that voice in your head getting louder and louder? Is your TV talking back to you? Are you seeing things, that are not supposed to be there, but are? And what about that black helicopter that passe by your window twice a day?
If you answer yes to any of this, then you just may be a pawn in the "New World Order's Mind Matrix Maintenance Program." If you order the book you get a mind control DVD as a free bonus. By the way, while I mock, just because you're paranoid. . .
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